About This Item
Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of… well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks! That’s right, folks – 2 whole pounds of fruit-flavored phalluses, ready to assault your taste buds and your dignity!
Introducing “Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks” – the gift that keeps on giving (and possibly gagging). This easy-grip jar is packed with more dicks than a politician’s convention, and they’re all sour enough to make your face pucker like you’ve just seen your grandma naked.
But wait, there’s more! These little members are surprisingly versatile:
• Keep a jar in your pantry for when unexpected jerks drop by
• Spice up your trail mix (because nuts just aren’t enough anymore)
• Fill a candy dish and watch your coworkers’ reactions
So, whether you’re looking to sweeten up that special as hole in your life or just want to be a dick yourself, Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks is the perfect solution.
Eat a Jar of Sour Dicks – 2lb
Item Number: hp-LG-CP1168
$33.95
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Imported Item:
This item is not made in our shop and is not covered by our handmade lifetime guarantee. We offer select imported items so you can find more of what you need in one place.
Attention, pranksters and mischief-makers! Are you tired of telling people to eat a bag of… well, you know? Now you can literally make them eat a Jar of Sour Dicks!...
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